...are just plain idiots and give a bad reputation to the decent ones out there.
This misguided man decided to flirt with me while I was lighting a candle in church before Mass. That's not even the best part. Mr.-I-have-a-jungle-of-blazing-red-chest-hair-that-I-must-expose-to-churchgoers-by-unbuttoning-the-top-three-buttons-of-my-Italian-silk-shirt somehow decided that the best way tom me was to ask, "So, what are you? Like half what?" And then HE WINKED AND SMILED BEFORE INTRODUCING HIMSELF.
Before I could tell him that I'm 100% human (unlike him), he then went on to ask, "Do you come here often? Wanna have dinner after this thing?"
Seriously, how do you even dignify that stupidity with a response?!?!?! Well, you don't. So I just finished lighting the candles and walked away without a word.
Well, Chucky Chest Hair somehow didn't get the hint, 'cause he followed me to the pew. I don't know if he's a former frat boy who played too many beer pongs or if he was dropped a couple (thousand) times on his head as a baby. One thing's for certain: he's the founding member of Jackass Flirting International.
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